-After I was fired from Wells Fargo I was unemployed for three days (Saturday, Sunday and Monday) when I got a temp position making $16.50 as an assistant at US Bank. Today my boss hired me as a US Bank employee with full benefits and 2 weeks paid vacation. I now make $15.91. This is my fucking life.
-I was fired from Wells Fargo because I sent a bachelorette frog meme to some of my friends through the email I didn’t know my boss monitored.
This happened in February.
All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn’t your pet — it’s your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.
Every cartoon I could ever want to watch is on Netflix. I don’t have enough time to watch everything I want to watch.